THE HOLE!!! part of chapter one.

okay well here is the beginning hope u like :)

Lots of teenage girls dream about vampires, more than anything else in the world. Being a vampire, dating a vampire, being friends with a vampire, or even knowing a vampire for that matter are all things that appeal to them. Most of them spend their teenage years wanting to marry Edward Cullen.

I’m not exactly like most girls my age.

For example, most little girls grow up pretending to be a princess and claiming Justin Bieber as their “fiancé”. I grew up pretending to be Hermione Granger, running around in as cape, wanting to turn Lord Voldemort good and be BFFs with Draco Malfoy.

Yes, Draco Malfoy.

When people think of the Twilight saga, they usually think of Bella and Edward and Jacob or even Renesmee (which, i will admit, is the stupidest name i’ve ever heard in my entire twelve years of existence. Call the kid Bella Jr. And get on with your lives!!!), but they never seem to remember the Volturi.

What most people DON’T know is that the Volturi is that they’re rulers of an alternate universe I like to call The Hole. The pros and cons about knowing about the aforementioned hole:

PRO: It’s a place i can escape to when there’s nothing else to do.

CON: there's only a few ways to get out of this hole, which include a rappel cord, a grappling hook, and vampire transformation.

PRO:when you're a vampire, it makes the hole secret totally less important.

CON: when you're almost thirteen and you could "potentially struggle" with keeping that secret, they try to interrogate you just to make sure that you can actually keep a secret.

PRO:Interrogation sessions can be cut short with the simple logic that if you tell the secrets, you'll be killed anyways.

CON: following that, they give you the "you're just a kid" lecture, which makes you all mad and you say stupid things like "i bet that i can win in a battle between your vampire army with a human army of my own, and if i do you leave me alone, and if i don't you may kill me or keep me as your slave", which puts your friends and family at risk when you realize that, yes, you are just a kid, and no one's gonna help you fight an army of evil vampires except for a few gullible three year olds.

And so you see my dilemma.

And guess what? It all happened because of a stupid squirrel.

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