THE HOLE RELOCATION!!!

hey you all the hole is being relocated to http://thenewandimprovedholeystory.blogspot.com/ thanx bye!!!

The Hole chapter one part two.

It was a Sunday afternoon, and i was babysitting my eight year old brother Nathen. We were at the park, eating sandwiches, when Nathen noticed that his Nintendo ds game case was gone. We looked around frantically, and then there it was, in the mouth of a squirrel. "Go get it, Kieyra." Nathen said. "No way, i'm not chasing a squirrel!" I said. He laughed devilishly. "Fine then. I'll tell  mom that you weren't being a good babysitter, and she won't pay you." He smiled evilly. "Ugh, fine."
I chased the squirrel around the field twice, through the forest,and finally i stopped at a massive hole in the ground. I went to turn around to go back, but a big, black crow swooped down from a tree, knocking me off balance, making me fall head-first into the hole.

"Tegan, i need your help." I walked towards my best friend who was currently instant messaging her other friend at the library. "With what?" she asked, typing something that i didn't bother reading. "I need to find some books. I'm doing a report on-" i lowered my voice, "Vampires." She turned around and looked at me. "I'm not a librarian, Kieyra." she sighed. "But you know the library inside and out! And besides, you're my best friend. You're supposed to help me."

TO BE CONTINUED!!!

THE HOLE!!! part of chapter one.

okay well here is the beginning hope u like :)

Lots of teenage girls dream about vampires, more than anything else in the world. Being a vampire, dating a vampire, being friends with a vampire, or even knowing a vampire for that matter are all things that appeal to them. Most of them spend their teenage years wanting to marry Edward Cullen.

I’m not exactly like most girls my age.

For example, most little girls grow up pretending to be a princess and claiming Justin Bieber as their “fiancé”. I grew up pretending to be Hermione Granger, running around in as cape, wanting to turn Lord Voldemort good and be BFFs with Draco Malfoy.

Yes, Draco Malfoy.

When people think of the Twilight saga, they usually think of Bella and Edward and Jacob or even Renesmee (which, i will admit, is the stupidest name i’ve ever heard in my entire twelve years of existence. Call the kid Bella Jr. And get on with your lives!!!), but they never seem to remember the Volturi.

What most people DON’T know is that the Volturi is that they’re rulers of an alternate universe I like to call The Hole. The pros and cons about knowing about the aforementioned hole:

PRO: It’s a place i can escape to when there’s nothing else to do.

CON: there's only a few ways to get out of this hole, which include a rappel cord, a grappling hook, and vampire transformation.

PRO:when you're a vampire, it makes the hole secret totally less important.

CON: when you're almost thirteen and you could "potentially struggle" with keeping that secret, they try to interrogate you just to make sure that you can actually keep a secret.

PRO:Interrogation sessions can be cut short with the simple logic that if you tell the secrets, you'll be killed anyways.

CON: following that, they give you the "you're just a kid" lecture, which makes you all mad and you say stupid things like "i bet that i can win in a battle between your vampire army with a human army of my own, and if i do you leave me alone, and if i don't you may kill me or keep me as your slave", which puts your friends and family at risk when you realize that, yes, you are just a kid, and no one's gonna help you fight an army of evil vampires except for a few gullible three year olds.

And so you see my dilemma.

And guess what? It all happened because of a stupid squirrel.

TO BE CONTINUED IF U COMMENT AND LIKE...

THE HOLE!!!!!!!!! and other news...

okay so my new fave song is We R Who We R by Ke$ha.
NOT.THE.POINT.
What's the hole?????
I'll tell you. I'll tell you 'till i bore you to tears.
The Hole is a story about this girl named Kieyra (the computer is now informing me that kieyra is not a word and i have made a mistake which i HAVEN'T) who falls into this hole that leads to another universe. This universe is full of vampires from books and movies with the volturi (also not a word according to the internet) from the twilight saga as their rulers. Kieyra is turned into a vampire by the volturi with the intentions of keeping her as a slave, but once she is turned she makes a really stupid bet that she can create an army of humans to battle them. The rest of the story is about how she manages to turn her classmates into an army of vampire-hunters/killers/fighters.
if you want to actually read this COMMENT ON MY BLOG OR ELSE I WONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

random thoughts

Do you ever write a post on your blog and feel like nobody reads it? well thats how i'm feeling.

My best friend's better than your best friend! hahahahaha...
Anyways...
Did you know theres a such thing as nag-mail? well, there is.
I have this really awesome justin bieber song stuck in my head and i'm NOT gonna post the link for the song cause i know that the only people who read this HATE justin bieber...But i don't.
Wanna know something? Actually, two things. Actually, one thing, since i forgot the first thing. Wait! I remember! Teagan broke up with her boyfriend Damon so she could have a social life!!! Thanx Teagan!!!!!
Wanna know something about my story???? Well i'm gonna tell you anyways cause that was the second thing. Theres this guy in my story The Hole II who we'll just call "Chicken Boy's Better Looking Opposite Who Has The Same Name As Chicken Boy", or CBBLOWHTSNACB, and he sort of sees Justin Bieber and lets just say beaver boy felt compelled to do CBBLOWHTSNACB bidding. hahaha. inside joke. Anyways, he sings this song for this girl cause CBBLOWHTSNACB is probably the worst singer to walk the face of the earth. But that's not the point. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG i love TVD!!!!!!!!!!!! and im pretty sure some vampire diaries fan on facebook stole a word i made up.Okay, so that's a lie cause they don't even know me. It's kind of like when i write a name in my story' then later find out it's actually someone's name (as in first AND last names. together.).
it's a word for the TVD fandom.
great vampire diaries filled minds think alike, i guess.
Except for i can spell it backwards without even thinking, so burn.
Nairotavlas. BURN!!!!
Beat that suckers!!!!!!
PLEASE COMMENT JUST SO I KNOW YOU READ IT!!!!
~Kira~

THIS IZZ AWESOME AND HILLARIOUS!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0DfXA00Vc4

I REFUSE TO SING!!!!!!!!!!!!

my mother wants me to audition for the Mississippi mudds HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Random Q.

can anyone tell me what sacre bleu means???????

Carter Vs The Snow-White Cat

here's a little excerpt from my story. Hope you like!

The cat stared at me with her both adorable and vicious blue eyes."You think i'm stupid, cat. you think i know nothing about the truth about you. Is that right cat? Are you really a cat?" The cat hissed and batted its sharp claws at me viciously while i smirked. "Is that right cat? Or should i say Kat? K-A-T Kat, not C-A-T Kat." The cat growled. The customers at Scoops Ice Cream looked at me like i was a psychopath or something."Move along people! Nothing to see here! Just a normal girl yelling at her cat." They gave me that "you're crazy" look. "Oh, just eat your ice cream and get on with your life!" i yelled angrily at the customers. they shrugged and went back to their "ice-cream-buying ways". "That's it. I've had about enough of this." I picked up the cat and put her in a cage i had brought. she meowed and clawed furiously at the cage walls. "You're not fooling me anymore, cat. I know who you are. Maybe your little boyfriends can shed some light on the subject, eh? You remember, right? 1864, two brothers-oh, you know the rest. MWAHAHAHAHA!" i laughed evilly. "how long did you think it would be before i figured it out?" The cat let out a cry of defeat. "that's what i thought. Hmph!" i grinned triumphantly before throwing the cage carelessly into the back seat of my car and driving away. 


well that's a part i just wrote from my story so if you enjoyed it at all whatsoever comment and maybe if you're lucky i'll reply thanks bye!!!!!!!!

HYPER RAMPAGE CUZ OF STEFAN (stefanie/boring) DAMON (Psychopath)ELENA (boring's girlfriend)BONNIE(witch) AND KATHERINE(ancestor girl) OMG OMG OMG CANT WAIT FOR SEPTEMBER 9TH!!!!!!

ok well i had to get this all out cause I've been pacing well more like running around cause i saw this trailer for the vampire diaries season 2 and so in case you didn't know-*sighs* ugh... losers-this ancestor girl Katherine is back cause she was gone for like 145 years and i think she was in Chicago or something????? anyways, she came back for boring and psychopath i think she tries to choke witch or something but i don't know so anyways...
STORY MATH
today's equation:
The Vampire Diaries tv show + The Vampire Diaries book series +my story aka navls + an evil but very adorable snow-white cat with these cute blue kitty eyes +Elena Gilbert's freaky ancestor Katherine(TVD)+gary saltzman the portal guy + an evil diabolical master plan which includes freaky ancestor girl= george jr. the sixth

hello. Goodbye. Please Go Away. IM BEGGING YOU LEAVE ME ALONE can i help you?

excuse me can i help you??? if not please go away.
What's new? oh I'll tell you what's new. I've been writing this story and it's awesome and i have a new favorite singer/band. actually i have a few:
Allstar Weekend, Hilary Duff, Avril Lavigne, and Taylor Swift.
this is where my dad would say "who???" and I'd say "itchy scratchy, pop music, Avril Lavigne, country singer. DUH!!" and he'd go "WHAT????" and give me a few confused looks and I'd explain "Allstar Weekend is an awesome band that have music videos on family channel (A Different Side Of Me and Dance Forever), Hilary duff is that girl who used to be on a Disney channel show called Lizzie McGuire and she's a singer and also in the movies A Cinderella Story, Raise Your Voice, Agent Cody Banks, and Material Girls, you know who Avril Lavigne is, and Taylor Swift *sighs heavily* is a a country music singer who is awesome and one of the only two country music singers i like.
Speaking of which, i tried watching the country music channel last night.

let's just say it didn't end well because after one country music video i was about ready to kill myself or worse kill the TV (yes i know, i need to sort out my priorities, but whatever). They should have a thingy on the country music channel that says "This channel may cause death from weird country accents, too much exposure to dying dogs, too much exposure to wannabe cowboys, too many horses, and overall confusion lyric wise. Viewer discretion is advised".
That might have helped. Like A LOT.
"And what does this have to do with the story?" you ask.
lets try some math.
Raise Your Voice + Camp Rock + My Alter Ego= a story i'm writing.
(Raise Your Voice + Camp Rock + My Alter Ego) + The premier of the music video for the song "Mine" by Taylor Swift + ice cream +Hollywood/LA+ Taylor Swift= a sequel i'm writing to a story i'm writing.
confused yet?
Join us next time for another game of "Kira's Story Math"
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


PEACE!!!!! XD
~Kira~

How To Have Fun At 12:30 am

hiya its 12:32 and im gonna tell yalls how to have fun at 12 30 am well first you watch lotsa tv  then you blog and then you go all hyper on suggggerrrrr except i havent done that yet so booooooooo

oh my god

id like to formally announce the death of anything that is or ever was sane

ohmigod loook at the pretty pictures

Oh
MY
GOD
so do you guys like my puuurdey collage i made it took time and effort yesterday i played rockband ALL day and it was fun fun fun

OH MY GOD LOOK A SQUIRREL

ARENT I SO RANDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!